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    #21
    Familiar with the old smutty doggerel?
    She offered her honour;
    He honoured her offer.
    And all night long
    It was honour and offer.

    Originally posted by I'mFree View Post
    She was only the agent's daughter but.......
    ... I honoured her offer.
    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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      #22
      Originally posted by DaveB View Post
      she knew how to fill an opening.



      Originally posted by I'mFree View Post
      She was only the agent's daughter but.......
      ... she never missed an opportunity to fill her empty slot.
      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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        #23
        Originally posted by I'mFree View Post
        She was only the agent's daughter but.......
        ... she always asked the client if they could slip another in.
        My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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          #24
          Originally posted by I'mFree View Post
          She was only the agent's daughter but.......
          ...he still demanded to see her passport, VAT registration certificate and company registration certificate every time she asked for her 50p pocket money

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            #25
            Originally posted by I'mFree View Post
            She was only the agent's daughter but.......
            ... she would always pull one out prematurely if she thought she could get more by putting another one in instead.
            My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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              #26
              Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post
              ...he still demanded to see her passport, VAT registration certificate and company registration certificate every time she asked for her 50p pocket money
              (... which would have been 75p but for his 50% markup) (Sorry, 33 1/3% margin)
              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                #27
                but she'd only go down if the rate went up.
                "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                  #28
                  but it just 'dawned' on me:

                  She was only the astronomer's daughter but she wouldn't let the son go down on me.


                  Hmm. Maybe that one doesn't work too well. I'll get back to Jobsite...
                  My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                    #29
                    ...she had an opening I knew I could fill

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by I'mFree View Post
                      She was only the agent's daughter but.......
                      ... I now feel screwed in every sense of the word
                      Coffee's for closers

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