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    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
    I have only been into a gym once since I left school.

    I went in and some muscle-bound loud-mouth took the piss out of me as I walked in. I turned round and walked out and haven't been back.
    Might have to look at this Ive been going gym couple of times a week for years on and off not body building just cardio to keep weight down. I Might pick up germs but there is some fit ass there

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      Originally posted by Bumfluff View Post
      Scary, the Audi feels numb to drive at high speed can only drive it fast on a straight
      I raced a Roller on the Devon Expressway in the wife's limo. Going up the long hill, eastbound after the Tamar Bridge, he overtook me as if I was doing 40mph, not 140mph. He must have got up to 160.

      That was fun.
      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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        Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
        I didn't like olives at all until a pretty colleague I fancied said she liked them. Then all of a sudden, so did I.

        Weird, huh?
        I used to hate Pizza as I dont like cheese, but I always loved the way a Pizza looked, now I love Pizza but I still cant eat normal cheese only cooked cheese

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          Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
          I have only been into a gym once since I left school.

          I went in and some muscle-bound loud-mouth took the piss out of me as I walked in. I turned round and walked out and haven't been back.
          Extremely wise... all that exercise is bad for the joints, not to mention the nasty diseases lurking in the machinery.

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            Originally posted by Diver View Post
            I have just read the last ten posts.

            Brain hurts!
            Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
            His hypocampiiiiiii are fliped... poor sod.
            And it's the only bit not assaulted by power tools, too.
            Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

            Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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              Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
              Extremely wise... all that exercise is bad for the joints, not to mention the nasty diseases lurking in the machinery.
              but there is lots of fit lady ass to look at it has its benefits

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                Originally posted by Bumfluff View Post
                I worked at a greengrocers as well setting it up and the stalls outside in the morning before school, I got sacked after a months couldnt make there for 6am was always late nothing has changed now, I never get to clients till past 9:30am but I havent been sacked. My argument for being late is its good for my IR35 status you know turn up when I want no fixed times
                The greengrocer I was in was a shop. Started there (illegally) at 13 and left when got full-time work when I was 20.

                I did from 08:00 to 18:00 and started on £4 a day, rising to £5 after the first month.
                Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                  Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                  Sounds like a sphincter twitching moment there...
                  It was. I had never heard of "tyre ratings"...
                  Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                  Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                    Very wise: there's no future in electronics.
                    You don't think it might catch on?
                    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                      Originally posted by Bumfluff View Post
                      Might have to look at this Ive been going gym couple of times a week for years on and off not body building just cardio to keep weight down. I Might pick up germs but there is some fit ass there
                      Wouldn't it be easier to just buy dirty magazines?
                      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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