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    I'm not convinced it worked though.

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      Then there were the "whacky" lot at a major publishing house who called all their servers after Egyptian Pharoes.

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        Originally posted by DaveB
        Well, lunch was better than usual.
        Mmmmmm, steak, bacon & cheese burger, fries, salad, washed down with 4 bottles Magners - nice!

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          AS in.........

          Centurion: Romanes eunt domus, "People called Romanes they go the house"?

          Brian It-it says, "Romans, go home"!

          Centurion: No, it doesn't! What's Latin for "Roman"? [grabs Brian's ear] Come on, come on!

          Brian: Romanus!

          Centurion: Goes like?

          Brian: Annus!

          Centurion: Vocative plural of annus is...?

          Brian: Anni?

          Centurion: [writes] Romani. And eunt? What is eunt?

          Brian: "Go"! Let-

          Centurion: Conjugate the verb "to go".

          Brian: Ire; eo, is, it, imus, itis, eunt!

          Centurion: So eunt is...?

          Brian: Third person plural, present indicative. "They go!"

          Centurion: But "Romans, go home" is an order, so you must use the...?

          Brian: The... imperative!

          Centurion: Which is...?

          Brian: I!

          Centurion: [twisting Brian's ear] How many Romans?

          Brian: [yelling] I.. Plural, plural! Ite, ite!

          Centurion: [writing] Ite. Domus? Nominative? But "go home", it is motion
          towards, isn't it, boy?

          Brian: Dative, sir!
          [The centurion promptly draws his swords and presses it against Brian's throat. Brian yells:]
          No, not dative! Not the dative, sir! No! The... accusative, accusative!

          Domum, sir, ad domum!

          Centurion: Except that domus takes the...?

          Brian: The locative, sir!

          Centurion: Which is?

          Brian: Domum!

          Centurion: [writing] Domum... -um [sheathing his sword] Understand?
          [Brian nods eagerly]

          Now, write it out a hundred times!

          Brian: Yes, sir, thank you, sir! Hail Caesar!

          Centurion: Hail Caesar. If it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off!

          Brian: Oh, thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar and everything, sir!
          I don't know my arse from an hole in the ground

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            Typing Amenemhet and Neferneferuaten along with a host of others into documents was not fun.

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              Heptepsekhemwy was a bugger too

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                Monty Python's Medical Love Song

                Inflammation of the foreskin reminds of your smile
                I've had ballanital chancroids for quite a little while
                I gave my heart to NSU that lovely night in June
                I ache for you my darling, and I hope you get well soon

                My clapped-out genitalia is not so bad for me
                As the complete and utter failure every time I try to pee
                My doctor says my buboes are the worst he's ever seen
                My scrotum's painted orange and my balls are turning green

                My heart is vert tender though the parts are awful raw
                You might have been infected but you never were a bore
                I'm dying of your love, my love, I'm your spirochaetal clown
                I've left my body to science but I'm afraid they've turned it down

                My penile warts your herpes, my syphilitic sores
                Your moenelial infetion, how I miss you more and more
                Your dnob's itch my scrumpox, our lovely gonorrhoea
                At least we both were lying when we said that we were clear

                Our syphilic kisses sealed the secret of our tryst
                You gave me scrotal pustules with a quick flick of your wrist
                Your trichovaginitis sent shivers down my spine
                I got snail tracks in my anus when you spirochaetes met mine

                Gonoccalurethritis, streptocalbalinitis, Meningo myelitis,
                diplococcal cephalitis, Epididymitis interstitial keratitis
                Syphilitic choroiditis and anterior uveitis
                I don't know my arse from an hole in the ground

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                  ClownioDid you have a good sids?
                  Oh and Ive been asked to goto Paris by you know who....
                  SA says;
                  Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

                  I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

                  n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
                  (whatever these are)

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                    Fecking business......my life would so much easier without them.
                    SA says;
                    Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

                    I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

                    n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
                    (whatever these are)

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                      Slowed down a bit this afternoon hasn't it?
                      I am not qualified to give the above advice!

                      The original point and click interface by
                      Smith and Wesson.

                      Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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