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    How depressing.


    This thread isn't half as much fun without the pictures.
    It's about time zeity gave us some more aimless ramblings too.

    What did you get for xmas boys?

    I got a 50" plasma, 5.1 to go with it. Plus the usual socks, t-shirts, cuff links, viz annual and hankies. Oh and a set of poi-poi.
    I am not qualified to give the above advice!

    The original point and click interface by
    Smith and Wesson.

    Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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      Originally posted by zeitghost
      Ramblings about my sperm motility tests using a microscope I bought in Lidl for £40?

      so, come one which one won the poo sticks race then ??
      SA says;
      Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

      I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

      n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
      (whatever these are)

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        Originally posted by n5gooner
        so, come one which one won the poo sticks race then ??
        What, you mean he shat in it as well... eeeuuuuuuggggghhhh
        I am not qualified to give the above advice!

        The original point and click interface by
        Smith and Wesson.

        Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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                      Do you do requests?

                      What about Cartman's mom?
                      I'm Spartacus.

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