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    Originally posted by Homer Simpson
    Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel.
    Wise words.

    Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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      Bumpity, bumpity, bump...
      Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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          Is this a female or male bird?

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            It is male, but it has no bollocks.
            It's name is Alexei.

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                Nice work, FG.

                test please delete - never say die!

                Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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                  In a month or so new thread will set record, much faster than this too...

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