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    Just about to go to a project planning meeting......

    In the beginning was the Plan.

    And then came the Assumptions.

    And the Assumptions were without form.

    And the Plan was without substance.

    And darkness was upon the face of the Workers.

    And the Workers spoke among themselves, saying,
    "This is a crock of tulip, and it stinks."

    And the Workers went unto their Supervisors and said,
    "It is a pail of dung, and we can't live with the smell."

    And the Supervisors went unto their Managers saying,
    "It is a container of excrement, and it is very strong, such that none may abide by it."

    And the Managers went unto their Directors, saying,
    "It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength."

    And the Directors spoke among themselves, saying to one another,
    "It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong."

    And the Directors went to the Vice Presidents, saying unto them,
    "It promotes growth, and it is very powerful."

    And the Vice Presidents went to the President, saying unto him,
    "This new plan will actively promote the growth and vigor of the company with very powerful effects."

    And the President looked upon the Plan and saw that it was good.

    And the Plan became Policy.

    And that, my friends, is how tulip Happens.
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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      SA says;
      Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

      I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

      n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
      (whatever these are)

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        There is something not quite right with this picture of spongebob, but I cant quite figure out what it is.

        I am not qualified to give the above advice!

        The original point and click interface by
        Smith and Wesson.

        Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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          Your parents ruin the first half of your life and your kids ruin the second half

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            I thihk it's about time yuo followed the late Oliver Reeds example and start getting banned from the pubs in that area.

            That we you can ad to the test plase delete thread you stories of hic: banned:

            Now start posting drivel inthe correct place.
            Your parents ruin the first half of your life and your kids ruin the second half

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              Originally posted by MrsGoof
              I thihk it's about time yuo followed the late Oliver Reeds example and start getting banned from the pubs in that area.

              That we you can ad to the test plase delete thread you stories of hic: banned:

              Now start posting drivel inthe correct place.
              Well said Mrs G. Gooner has been letting the side down lately, but I suspect he has a lot on his mind.
              I am not qualified to give the above advice!

              The original point and click interface by
              Smith and Wesson.

              Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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                Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
                Well said Mrs G. Gooner has been letting the side down lately, but I suspect he has a lot on his mind.

                hic - thats right - can't be doing the BP any good hic...
                Last edited by n5gooner; 23 November 2005, 15:19.
                SA says;
                Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

                I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

                n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
                (whatever these are)

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                  Been mentioned a while ago, but I would like to see more smilies. We have such a small number to choose from. can't be that hard to widen the choice. There must be update packs with wider choices.

                  Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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                    Oh and 400 posts is now getting close...
                    Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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                      Originally posted by zeitghost
                      I had prune yoghurt and a beef roll for lunch.

                      Prunes: a warriors food.

                      I don't drink coffee in work, it makes me want to eat people.

                      I think they're getting suspicious, what with all these disappearing students.
                      There were prunes in my dinner last night.
                      We went for a contractors xmas do (as it is the last time we will all be on site together) Roast breast of goose served with blaukraut, semmel knoedle. Roast chestnuts and prunes and a rich gravy. Delicious.
                      I am not qualified to give the above advice!

                      The original point and click interface by
                      Smith and Wesson.

                      Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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