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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    It's a sad sad day

    My nan has decided to move to our house in Spain with my parents, which means she is cancelling her sky subscription, which means I can no longer leech onto it with SkyGo and have to pay for the football myself now
    She can take her SkyBox to Spain and have the Sat dish pointed to the same Satellite and run her internet connection through a UK VPN.
    I was an IPSE Consultative Council Member, until the BoD abolished it. I am not an IPSE Member, since they have no longer have any relevance to me, as an IT Contractor. Read my lips...I recommend QDOS for ALL your Insurance requirements (Contact me for a referral code).

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      Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
      Probably waiting for the container-moving van to come, whereupon they'll pack the hole in it and take it away


      Century!

      Next stop is an om

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        Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
        Have we done todays date being:



        12022021




        Yet?
        We have now!

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          I hate computers...


          "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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            Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
            Have we done todays date being:



            12022021




            Yet?
            Nice pali, Gregorian calendar!

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              Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
              Someone has dropped off a gift for me. I need to find the caretaker to see if he can tell me who delivered it.
              I was wearing a balaclava. It's a clock. Not a bomb. Definetly a clock...

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                Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                Probably waiting for the container-moving van to come, whereupon they'll pack the hole in it and take it away
                Century

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                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  I was wearing a balaclava. It's a clock. Not a bomb. Definetly a clock...
                  That means there's another parcel waiting for me somewhere.

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                    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post


                    I hate computers...


                    If only you had a hole you could throw them into.

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                      Just spent 3 hours trying to work out why something doesn't work.

                      Turns out implied column lengths can create problems when a slightly different database has to create indexes against them.

                      but a rather expensive server rather than a desktop.
                      merely at clientco for the entertainment

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