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    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    Your a functional consultant, aren't you???
    Bit of a hybrid. Mostly functional but do some PM every now and again.

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      Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
      It's the diagrams old son that need to be redone as well. Visio makes my head hurt!
      Ah! Yes - that could take some time.

      Depends what they are, process stuff in Visio is OK, bit basic but easy to do and change.

      Entity relationship diagrams, UML etc - a right PITA
      Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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        Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
        There really is no pleasing some people, it seems.
        at least not until I get some!!
        Bazza gets caught
        Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

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          Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
          Busy with design documents for Oracle Apps. Not using AIM but consultancy implementation methodology. Documents say everything and nothing all at once.
          Most consultancy documents I've seen say nothing, but cost a lot.

          I worked with Accenture on a project once - after 8 months of them being there, they produced a room full of documents and an idea that the client should "Build a business to business exchange" - which is what the client told them at the start! No details of what they should try to sell there, or anything like that, but plenty of paper used...
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            Originally posted by Bear View Post
            Ah! Yes - that could take some time.

            Depends what they are, process stuff in Visio is OK, bit basic but easy to do and change.

            Entity relationship diagrams, UML etc - a right PITA
            Fortunately mostly process stuff. Not too difficult I agree, just lots of em.

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              Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
              at least not until I get some!!
              toilet........5 mins......
              Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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                Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
                Bit of a hybrid. Mostly functional but do some PM every now and again.
                Oh dear.

                My next project (next week) is hybrid technical-functional role. I'm told it's 70% technical, which is a bit of a relief to be honest.
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                  Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                  Most consultancy documents I've seen say nothing, but cost a lot.

                  I worked with Accenture on a project once - after 8 months of them being there, they produced a room full of documents and an idea that the client should "Build a business to business exchange" - which is what the client told them at the start! No details of what they should try to sell there, or anything like that, but plenty of paper used...
                  This is not quite as dire as that but I think you get the idea.

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                    Originally posted by Bear View Post
                    toilet........5 mins......
                    See you there...
                    Bazza gets caught
                    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                      Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                      Oh dear.

                      My next project (next week) is hybrid technical-functional role. I'm told it's 70% technical, which is a bit of a relief to be honest.
                      Easy to BS people technical stuff if they haven't got a clue themselves. Functional not as easy to pull the wool over peoples eyes in most cases.

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