Sooner or later you get to the "arse". I am not giving particulars about how I do it but I 've recently noticed that the bathroom window is not particularly blurry although somewhat. I've now shifted the arse part to the end , when the steam has blurred the windows. I am still wondering if the neighbors have been "enjoying" before..
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When you step into a shower, which part of the body do you wash first?
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Originally posted by 2uk View PostSooner or later you get to the "arse". I am not giving particulars about how I do it but I 've recently noticed that the bathroom window is not particularly blurry although somewhat. I've now shifted the arse part to the end , when the steam has blurred the windows. I am still wondering if the neighbors have been "enjoying" before..
your poor neighbours...Comment
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Do you wash your brain?Originally posted by zeitghostI don't wash...
It keeps the War Criminal away.Comment
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Top down as with everything I wash. Its practical. Filth runs downhill with the water so you would have to wash some things twice if you did it in any other order.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to timeComment
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Wot he saidOriginally posted by The Lone Gunman View PostTop down as with everything I wash. Its practical. Filth runs downhill with the water so you would have to wash some things twice if you did it in any other order.Comment
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I wash my right knee cap first, followed by my left elbow, then my left knee cap, followed by my right elbow. Then I shampoo half my hair, condition that whilst washing the other half. Then I wash my toes, condition my other half head then I wash my left thumb and then my right thumb and then my right boob, then the rest of my body in no particular order and then finish off with my left boob. Then I wash the conditioner off my hair.
That makes me a genius - with original thoughts.
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Basically, but arse last of all because it's the dirtiest bit. Same rule as when you're washing up: glasses, then plates, then pans. (then arse).Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View PostTop down as with everything I wash. Its practical. Filth runs downhill with the water so you would have to wash some things twice if you did it in any other order.Comment
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Yes. Everyone else is just weird.Originally posted by thunderlizard View PostHair, but only for reasons of efficiency. You shampoo the hair first, then you can put your head under the shower to simultaneously rinse off the shampoo and wash the rest of your bod. Doesn't everybody do that?Comment
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