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    #41
    I did consider going with an "up against the car and spread 'em" line, but thought that might get me into trouble.

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      #42
      wanna hear my nun joke??
      Bazza gets caught
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        #43
        Go on then...
        Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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          #44
          Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
          wanna hear my nun joke??
          Go on then...
          "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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            #45
            Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
            wanna hear my nun joke??
            Is it about two nuns in the bath?
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              #46
              Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
              Is it about two nuns in the bath?
              Is this a fantasy of yours?
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                #47
                Originally posted by daviejones View Post
                Is this a fantasy of yours?
                No - I know a nun joke about two nuns in the bath.
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                  #48
                  Here you go.....

                  A load of nuns are queuing up at the VIP entrance at the pearly gates.

                  The first one gets to St Peter and he asks have you ever sinned? She blushes and says well after I took my vows, I did snog the parish priest. St Peter is not happy and tells her before she gets in she has to so and rinse her mouth with holy water.

                  Next nun comes along and confesses that she also let the parish priest touch her leg, St Peter is duly disgusted and sends her off to wash her leg in holy water…

                  Suddenly there is a commotion at the back of the queue and Sister Agnes comes rushing up to St Peter… “What is it he asks?”

                  I just wanted to confess my sins before sister Mary has to put her arse in the holy water!!
                  Bazza gets caught
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                    #49
                    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                    No - I know a nun joke about two nuns in the bath.
                    Where's the soap?
                    Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                      Here you go.....

                      A load of nuns are queuing up at the VIP entrance at the pearly gates.

                      The first one gets to St Peter and he asks have you ever sinned? She blushes and says well after I took my vows, I did snog the parish priest. St Peter is not happy and tells her before she gets in she has to so and rinse her mouth with holy water.

                      Next nun comes along and confesses that she also let the parish priest touch her leg, St Peter is duly disgusted and sends her off to wash her leg in holy water…

                      Suddenly there is a commotion at the back of the queue and Sister Agnes comes rushing up to St Peter… “What is it he asks?”

                      I just wanted to confess my sins before sister Mary has to put her arse in the holy water!!
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