What are the clear signs a woman is single ?

[2uk]

I'll tell you a sign.... me!!!

Just had major scarp with b/f and I'm ready to jack it all in!!

You are receptionist by any chance ?

[shelby68]

Stop panicking everyone. Just asked out the next receptionist (the third I ve asked ) in the next hotel and TADAAA - she said yes.

It can be safely concluded that

1. At least 1 in 2 girls that flirt with you DO MEAN IT !!!
2. Among three hotel receptionists one is likely to say yes. ( I even have a strategy now - you don't even have to move in the hotel. Just call the hotel and pretend you are moving in , if she flirts on the phone - MOVE IN )
3. As added bonus there is the probability that Paris Hilton will pick up the phone .
4. Troll hates immigrants

Cheers.

So you just change hotels every night hitting on the receptionists till one says yes ..... that’s bloody brilliant that is (scribbling notes furiously) got any more tips?

[2uk]

So you just change hotels every night hitting on the receptionists till one says yes ..... that’s bloody brilliant that is (scribbling notes furiously) got any more tips?

[cailin maith]

You are receptionist by any chance ?

No..

[NickFitz]

I'll tell you a sign.... me!!!

Just had major scarp with b/f and I'm ready to jack it all in!!

I hope you made sure you got your long-awaited good seeing to before you started this punch-up?

Or did he tell you he had a headache

Anyway, sorry, hope you sort things out

[cailin maith]

I hope you made sure you got your long-awaited good seeing to before you started this punch-up?

Or did he tell you he had a headache

Anyway, sorry, hope you sort things out

Nope 3 days on the trot that I got nowt (been in England too long!!)

He's just sent me a grovelling text message.... so we'll see!!

[FiveTimes]

Nope 3 days on the trot that I got nowt (been in England too long!!)

He's just sent me a grovelling text message.... so we'll see!!

3 days on the trot.... How have you coped....
It'll take more than a grovelling text, make him work for it CM

[cailin maith]

3 days on the trot.... How have you coped....
It'll take more than a grovelling text, make him work for it CM

I don't know how I have coped... I think judging by the wine induced meltdown I am having now, I haven't coped very well!!!

He bloody will grovel.... I'm so gonna make him sweat!!

This is all bravado though.... I'll probably melt like a loser once I speak to him!

[FiveTimes]

I don't know how I have coped... I think judging by the wine induced meltdown I am having now, I haven't coped very well!!!

He bloody will grovel.... I'm so gonna make him sweat!!

This is all bravado though.... I'll probably melt like a loser once I speak to him!

Not sure you should be posting in the "Clear signs a woman is single" thread after your bust up ?

Just keep on drinking and everything will become clearer... On know the only thing that becomes clearer is when you go the toilet..

[cailin maith]

Not sure you should be posting in the "Clear signs a woman is single" thread after your bust up ?

Just keep on drinking and everything will become clearer... On know the only thing that becomes clearer is when you go the toilet..

Nice...

Good point though, I might move to TPD...