What are the clear signs a woman is single ?

[FiveTimes]

Have you seen the following another slightly religious joke...

[cailin maith]

Have you seen the following another slightly religious joke...

I'm horrified..... and amused in equal measures!!!

[Zorba]

Sister Mary and Sister Agnes are told to redecorate the hall by the Mother Superior. She gives them two brushes and a pot of paint, and then goes off.
"But Sister Agnes, what if we get paint on our habits? We'll be in trouble for sure!" - "Good point Sister Mary. Tell you what, there's just me and you in here, why don't we take all our clothes off so we don't have to worry about it?" - "Well, ok then Agnes". So they both strip off and get on with their painting. After half an hour or so, they hear a knock at the front door. "Oh no! Who is it?" they both ask. "Blind man" comes the reply. "Well, Agnes, if he's blind, he won't know we're naked will he?" says Mary. So they open the front door. "Nice tits love! Where do you want these blinds hanging?"





Yes, you've heard it, but I thought it should be recorded here for the sake of completeness. Does anyone else want to do the car and vampires joke, my fingers hurt!

[TheFaQQer]

Does anyone else want to do the car and vampires joke, my fingers hurt!

No. Next.

[Bear]

Does anyone else want to do the car and vampires joke, my fingers hurt!

No - 'cos it's rubbish

[Zorba]

No - 'cos it's rubbish

Obviously, sir, you are not a completist.

[Chantho]

No. Next.

Chan

Not quite the car/vampires joke, but in the same vein:

Two nuns are cycling on a bumpy cobbled street

One says "Do you come this way often"

The other replies "No I usually use a candle myself"

[oracleslave]

Chan

Not quite the car/vampires joke, but in the same vein:

Two nuns are cycling on a bumpy cobbled street

One says "Do you come this way often"

The other replies "No I usually use a candle myself"

[Moscow Mule]

I refer the honourable lady and gentlemen to the pearly gates joke I posted previously

[cailin maith]

I'll tell you a sign.... me!!!

Just had major scrap with b/f and I'm ready to jack it all in!!