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There's an Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, and a Welshman...

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    There's an Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, and a Welshman...

    ...are all on active service in Iraq. One day they are captured by Shia nutters and told that they will all be paraded in front of a camera and then shot one by one. However, as a merciful gesture the insurgent leader tells them that they will each be granted one last request.

    The Welshman says, "if I could have a 100-strong male choir singing 'Land of my Fathers' to give me one last reminder of my homeland then I'd die a happy man."

    The Scotsman says, "if I could have a 100-strong group of pipers playing 'Flower of Scotland' to give me one last reminder of my homeland then I'd die a happy man."

    The Irishman says, "if I could have a 100-strong group of dancers performing 'Riverdance' to give me one last reminder of my homeland then I'd die a happy man."

    Finally the terrorist leader gets to the Englishman and says, "so, infidel scum, what is your last request?"

    The Englishman looks at him with sad, pleading eyes and begs, "for God's sake, please shoot me first".

    Boom-boom.

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