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The best Top Tip was about hiding can rings in dog turds and burying them on the beach to piss off people with metal detectors.
"The thieving gypsy bastards" was a classic.Leave a comment:
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I used to like Rude Kid:
Man: hello young fellow! Can you tell where the nearest petrol station is?
Rude Kid: Pi55 up a stick, mister!!Leave a comment:
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Originally posted by freakydancerI forgot you were too sophisticated for such purile material
Now feck off. You didn't invent youth you know. You're not the first! Even Zeity was a "hip cool dude" once!
(well maybe not...)Last edited by Churchill; 19 July 2007, 16:42.Leave a comment:
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Originally posted by freakydancerhe f f f f f f f f f f**king still is
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"not me f*king face, luv!"Leave a comment:
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Originally posted by rootsnallIs 8 Ace still around ?
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Originally posted by Charles Foster KaneIn can't be any worse than that other adult comic, the Sun. In fact probably a lot more cerebral actually.Leave a comment:
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In can't be any worse than that other adult comic, the Sun. In fact probably a lot more cerebral actually.Leave a comment:
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