Reasons not to engage a contractor ...

**Kyajae** · 5 July 2007, 15:52

Originally posted by minsky1

Reason #1 - Unproductive. Take a look at how much time is wasted posting nonsense on here.

Reason #2 - Their feet smell.

Reason #3 - they block the lav's with "brown sharks".

Anything else?

Reaoon #4 - Our invoices are wildly inflated

**Ardesco** · 5 July 2007, 15:53

Reason #5

You may end up with El Duder.....

**Paddy** · 5 July 2007, 16:01

Reason #6

They will show that the permie who was on the project prior to the contractor knew f^%$ all.

**oraclesmith** · 5 July 2007, 16:04

Reason #7

They will demonstrate their freelance IR35-friendly status by refusing to be 'on message' with just about anything.

**el duder** · 5 July 2007, 16:04

Originally posted by Paddy

Reason #6

They will show that the permie who was on the project prior to the contractor knew f^%$ all.

Reason #7

my A hole twitches to much

**Moose423956** · 5 July 2007, 21:55

Reason #28

Not being able to count.

**Diver** · 7 July 2007, 01:57

overpaid half baked bone idle time wasting money grabbing whingeing unkempt illiterate illegitemate sneaky coniving backstabbing slimey smelly overated scrounging untrustworthy?

What was the question again?

Politician's T'sk I ask you

where was I

**EqualOpportunities** · 9 July 2007, 11:34

Originally posted by Moose423956

Reason #28

Not being able to count.

**alreadypacked** · 9 July 2007, 19:14

Reason # 29

Their contract ends just when you need them, and the will not extend

Reasons not to engage a contractor ...