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  • vetran
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    I just saw a dyslexic bloke with a load of spaghetti stuck in his arm.


    He'd just had his pasta zeneca jab.

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  • vetran
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    What a touching and brilliant idea to hold a remembrance service for Prince Philip today.

    I'd nearly forgotten..

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  • vetran
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    Has NLYUK hired Wossey?

    A prostitute told me I could have sex with her for the reduced rate of £10 as she didn't have a womb.
    Intrigued, I asked how we would do it?
    She replied "Acwoss the woad, against those wailings."

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  • vetran
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    I can only imagine the response when Prince Andrew dies, I think it’s fair to say he touched more people than Philip.

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  • vetran
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    AstraZeneca are praying the cause of death wasn't a blood clot.

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  • vetran
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    As a Tribute to Prince Philip, the FA have announced all Premier League players will wear black armbands this weekend.
    Piss taking feckers.

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  • vetran
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    Westminster Abbey will look a bit sparse with 30 people in it.

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  • vetran
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    Harry turns to Meghan and says "My Granddad just died."

    "Oh no," she says "and on the same day as Prince Philip!"

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  • vetran
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    Somebody has ripped out all the pages in the Library dictionary, from RE to RH, there is no Rhyme, Nor Reason.

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  • vetran
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    It's a dark day in Buckingham palace. I wonder how dark?

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