Please put more jokes here

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'Imagine your child calling to ask you to send them some money urgently so they can get home. Only it's not really your child, it's an AI scam.'

Makes no odds to me. I'd still tell them to **** off.

[vetran]

Yorkshire building society admits it's closing accounts of people who are rude or discriminate.

You do realise you are based in Yorkshire, don't you??

[vetran]

How many incels does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't find a socket to put it into in the first place.

[NotAllThere]

Russian humour before last weekend.

The Russian Army? The second best army in Ukraine!

Russian humour since the weekend.

The Russian Army? The second best army in Russia!

[vetran]

"Slow, slow, quick, quick, slow."

How I murdered the last 5 girlfriends who tried to make me go to ballroom dancing classes.

[vetran]

I took up fencing.



Now, my wife claims I?m always on the defensive.

[vetran]

I decided to excavate the back garden to install a surprise swimming pool for my wife.

Unexpectedly, she fell into a deep depression.

[vetran]

Two bearded men in dresses were electrocuted when they stumbled drunkenly onto a live railway line.

I suspect they might have been trans sisters.

[vetran]

My son came back from school & said he wanted to identify as a cat


So I chopped his bollocks off

[vetran]

If there's one consolation for Sarah Ferguson,



it's that Prince Andrew doesn't like tits on his girls anyway