I'm praying Alec Baldwin starts filming with Adam Sandler soon.
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Being a gynaecologist is boring, same day different slit.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Watching a BBC comedy show. I'm still waiting for the comedy to start.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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An unemployed Jester is nobody's fool!Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Did you know that the phrase "playing the field" originated in Wales?Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by vetran View PostWatching a BBC comedy show. I'm still waiting for the comedy to start.Comment
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Just saw blood stains all over the sharp edges of a wooden ledge in my kitchen
Then noticed my goth daughter has cuts and splinters all over her forearms
... I think she might be shelf harmingAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I walked up to the girl at the bar, "My mate wants me to tell you that he thinks you're hot."
"Does he now?" she replied, "And what's your mate's name?"
"Dave, but we call him Coconut."
"Let me guess... He's thick and hairy."
"No... he's shy."Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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My girlfriend moans about me 'pressing her buttons'.
I don't care, I will keep on until I find the 'Mute'...Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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My husband has been having an affair with a women from Nice.
French with benefits.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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