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The American flag on the moon is completely white from radiation.

France have now claimed they put it there.

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Talking to a mate at work, he said, 'what rhymes with orange?',.

I said no it doesn?t!

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Sarah Jessica Parker and her husband havent spent a single night apart in 31 years.

Poor bastard. Waking up every morning must be like that scene in The Godfather.

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Strike the pose!

The one where you're bent over the toilet

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My wife asked "Do you know any Wimbledon jokes?"

I said, "No, they're not really my forte love."

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My wife can find joy in the smallest things in life.

Which is a bit of luck for me.

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anyone seen warty?

Daily Mail: Accountant, 38, bullied at work wanted to ?go out with a bang? so stole ?170,000 from his bosses and spent it all on ONE weekend on cocaine and prostitutes. Good to see he spent the money carefully, some people would have squandered it.

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Following her discharge from hospital, Madonna is said to be 'vomiting uncontrollably'.

In other words, working on her next album.

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'Imagine your child calling to ask you to send them some money urgently so they can get home. Only it's not really your child, it's an AI scam.'

Makes no odds to me. I'd still tell them to **** off.

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Yorkshire building society admits it's closing accounts of people who are rude or discriminate.

You do realise you are based in Yorkshire, don't you??