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    As the burglar entered the darkened room, I put the red dot right between his eyes...


    ...and then let the cat do the rest.
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      Bye Don
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        I'm sick of being bombarded with tens of emails a day, telling me how to get a bigger penis. It's either surgery, penis pumps or some kind of miracle all natural pill! :@


        I should never have given my email address to my girlfriend. :'(
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          The definition of irony, would be Joe Biden delivering a memorable Inauguration address.
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            The wife’s an abysmal cook. She tried combining corned beef, potato, and onion. Made a right hash of it.
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              For Atw

              I've just seen an ad for DFS telling me to pay no interest until April 2021.


              I'll check back with them then.
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                Joe Biden is the new President-elect!


                He can now open a congratulatory letter from his old friend, Abraham Lincoln.
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  I feel bad for Trump. First he got COVID-19, then he lost his job and now he's going to lose his home.

                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    There are six nail bars in my high street. I'm running out of places to go for a screw,
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      I can't believe those retards are refusing to accept the result of the vote, threatening court action and making up wild conspiracy theories to cover for their own failure. They just want to run the vote again and again until they win.


                      God I hate those anti-Brexit remainers.
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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