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[NotAllThere]

Humus. The vegan wing of Hamas.

Now there's fanaticism.

[vetran]

Gary Numan is actually 13 days older than Gary Oldman.

[vetran]

Why do farts smell?

For the benefit of the deaf

[vetran]

Panto worthy

My friend sells words from the dictionary.
I got 'noteworthy' and 'notice' for cheap as they were next to nothing.

[vetran]

A general assumption regarding bed sheets is still a blanket statement.

[vetran]

"Ready or not--here I come!"
Jane loved hide-and-seek, but the sex was disappointing.

[vetran]

Prince Andrew says he's in favour of pulling out of ECHR.

Although he can't remember for the life of him which schoolgirls' initials they were.

[vetran]

Name six Wimmin footballers ? Nope ?
Name six atomic elements from the periodic table?

See, you're closer to being a scientist than you first thought!

[vetran]

I'm developing a biblical game in which the player controls Adam.
It's a first-person game.

[Paddy]

My friend falsely accused me of taking his thesaurus; I was upset, distraught, troubled, worried, apprehensive, fearful.