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[vetran]

After the SNP's Westminster leader lost his seat in the election, names have been suggested for his successor.

The Daily Mail is said to be going with 'Treasonous Jock Bastard'.

[vetran]

Farting

Jamaican for a long way away

[vetran]

I would like to announce that I have sex daily.
Sorry, I mean that I have Dyslexia.

[vetran]

The scientific term for humans is Homo Sapien, which translates from Latin as Wise Man.
Pointing out that women dont fit into that definition to feminists translates into a lot of fun.

[shaunbhoy]

Unbelievable. Theresa May has spent all day putting together a new cabinet. The UK is in a total mess and she's messing about with furniture.

[BrilloPad]

Unbelievable. Theresa May has spent all day putting together a new cabinet. The UK is in a total mess and she's messing about with furniture.

Will it be strong and stable with only 3 legs?

[DaveB]

Will it be strong and stable with only 3 legs?

[DaveB]

What's Bruce Lee's favourite drink?








WATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[shaunbhoy]

Just seen that there's a nudist convention on in town next week...
I might go if I've got nothing on.

[vetran]

My Son came up to me today after watching some TV and asked me, "Dad, whats 'Love, Juice?'" I started to go into detail on having sex and the juices what people make, then i asked him, "Son what were you watching?" he replied, "Wimbledon"....