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    It's ironic that the people who go on about fat acceptance demand you don't call them fat.
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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      one for d000hg.

      I walked into the library and asked if they had a book on short dicks.The librarian said "I don't think it's in yet" I said "yes that's the one"
      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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        When I heard there was a cure for dyslexia that was music to my arse
        "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

        I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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          I've just had my mood ring stolen. I'm not sure how I feel about that.
          The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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            There was a program on last night about the clitoris.

            Sadly I could not find it.

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              I went into the library and asked to borrow a book on suicide techniques.
              The librarian said, "no chance, you won't bring it back!"
              The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                I drew my lightning bolt too small on my face and now all the bullies in this David Bowie club are calling me Harry Potter.
                “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                  Just popping out to LIDL, or 50-1-500-50 as the Romans called it.
                  “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                    How long does it take to ship tea from China?
                    Oolong Time.

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                      Originally posted by vetran View Post
                      I went to the library and asked if they had the book about tiny penises...

                      The librarian said, "I don't think it's in yet."

                      I said, "Yes, that's the one."
                      Originally posted by vetran View Post
                      I walked into the library and asked if they had a book on short dicks.The librarian said "I don't think it's in yet" I said "yes that's the one"
                      There's an echo in here.
                      First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. But Gandhi never had to deal with HMRC

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