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Bought a slow cooker..
It took me 2 hours to get it out of the box..Leave a comment:
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“How much to hire a church singing group?”
“You mean a choir?”
“Fine, how much to acquire a church singing group?”Leave a comment:
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“I bought a sheep dog.”
“Old English?”
“Ic gebóhtede sċēap docgaan.”Leave a comment:
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Just cancelled my gym membership because the only piece of equipment I use has been taken away.
Anyone know where I can buy a cheap vending machine?Leave a comment:
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I couldn't undo the buttons on my jumper so tried pulling it over my head but got it stuck.
I’m now sitting in A&E waiting to see a cardyologist.Leave a comment:
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Look, I’m all for women’s lib and all that political correctness crap, but when is MEN’s football coming home?Leave a comment:
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The "CAP" in "Energy Price Cap" is about as much use as the "CONTROL" in "Take Back Control"Leave a comment:
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