Whats the best way to say.....

[Sockpuppet]

Perhaps the best way to resolve this conundrum is to apply the BSH measuring test. If one cupped tit complies with a standard BSH, you have a total score of 2 BSH. (2 tits x 1 BSH)

Likewise, If one cupped tit however, requires 3 BSH, obviously you have a total of 6 BSH. (2 tits x 3 BSH)

The system is quite easy and works for me everytime.

BSH? Basic Hand Stoke?

[Sockpuppet]

My missus is an IT trainer for an investment bank and she is bored stupid. It's a pretty repetitive, repetitive job. Money is good though.

Exactly. I don't do the training, but still get some money and the delegates get something to look at.

Everyone is a winner.

[Kyajae]

BSH? Basic Hand Stoke?

BSH - British Standard Handful!

[Sockpuppet]

I'd say were talking 2.5BSH per jubbly. Then again I have big hands.

Its not so much the size but the gravity defying way in which they only bounce up and not down....

[The Lone Gunman]

I'd say were talking 2.5BSH per jubbly. Then again I have big hands.

Its not so much the size but the gravity defying way in which they only bounce up and not down....

Come on man, where are the pictures? your <ahem>mate<ahem> did get them off the camera didn't you?

[Kyajae]

Its not so much the size but the gravity defying way in which they only bounce up and not down....

If they only bounce up, they are probably up to her eye balls by now. How on earth does she see in front of her? I agree, we need pics to properly assess this problem.

Please see to it, Sockpuppet, there's a good chap.