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    How about next weeks lottery numbers.....
    Yeh, but if millions of people were doing it they wouldn't win much.
    bloggoth

    If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
    John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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      Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
      Yeh, but if millions of people were doing it they wouldn't win much.
      Bruce Almighty....

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        Useful creatures

        There are many horrible parasites that infect man, from those embarrassing Threadworms up your bum to horrible Guinea Worms that bore holes in your flesh.

        On the other hand, there are some invertebrates that have proved useful in medicine, like medicinal leeches to prevent blood clots and maggots to remove dead flesh. Given the advancements in genetic engineering and medical science generally, it is surprising that scientists have not found other ways to use invertebrates in effective treatments.

        Last edited by xoggoth; 3 October 2017, 20:16.
        bloggoth

        If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
        John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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          PS I'm not sure what sex that patient is either.
          bloggoth

          If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
          John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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            Lots of news (or is it fake news?) about fake news on the Las Vegas shooting, including identity of the killer.

            I have absolute proof that it was Jean-Claude Juncker who did it. Or perhaps Ken Clarke.

            PS Surely fake news about fake news would be true news. Simple maths -1 * -1 = +1.
            bloggoth

            If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
            John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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              Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
              PS I'm not sure what sex that patient is either.
              You are not supposed to care! Are you trying to upset transgender people?

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                Yeh, I did think of saying that as a good excuse for not bothering to alter it. It looks rather like Joe Brand.
                bloggoth

                If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
                John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                  That's odd! If you visit CUK without logging in the times of posts are an hour earlier than actual. Log in & they are ok.
                  bloggoth

                  If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
                  John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
                    That's odd! If you visit CUK without logging in the times of posts are an hour earlier than actual. Log in & they are ok.
                    It’s in Settings... General Settings.

                    When you browse without logging in you’re probably seeing GMT. When you log in, your settings will have “automatically adjust for daylight saving”, so you see the actual time.

                    ...at a guess
                    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                      Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                      It’s in Settings... General Settings.

                      When you browse without logging in you’re probably seeing GMT. When you log in, your settings will have “automatically adjust for daylight saving”, so you see the actual time.

                      ...at a guess
                      NF is almost redundant. Just teach WTFH to drink real ale and you can fook off.....

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