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My girlfriend has put a lot of weight on this festive season

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    My girlfriend has put a lot of weight on this festive season

    Would it be better to replace her for a younger, thinner model in Bangkok or Manila?

    *NLUK, I have asked my accountant if this is tax deductible but he is unable to advise. Can you help?

    #2
    Is she wholly and exclusively used for business?

    If so, she is tax deductible. But you are a pimp. So you go to prison.

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      #3
      Originally posted by clearedforlanding View Post
      Would it be better to replace her for a younger, thinner model in Bangkok or Manila?
      Go for it....

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        #4
        Originally posted by greenlake View Post
        Go for it....

        Which one?

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          #5
          Wrong forum, You need Mumsnet. They will give you the correct advice.
          Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !

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            #6
            Hilarious.
            "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
            - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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              #7
              Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
              Wrong forum, You need Mumsnet. They will give you the correct advice.
              Not a reliable source. They even had a discussion about normal behaviour in Centreparks. Seriously, how could anyone think that the reason one takes his wife there is because it is family friendly.

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                #8
                Originally posted by clearedforlanding View Post
                Not a reliable source. They even had a discussion about normal behaviour in Centreparks. Seriously, how could anyone think that the reason one takes his wife there is because it is family friendly.
                True. true. But the discussion on pen1s beaker was quite illuminating?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  True. true. But the discussion on pen1s beaker was quite illuminating?
                  I dipped in & out of that thread!
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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