Originally posted by mudskipper
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Stuff my mate predicts.
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I went swimming this morning. No hippos, although my goggles did keep fogging up, so I might have missed them.Leave a comment:
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Originally posted by barrydidit View PostDid he ever mention Canadian war memorials?
Today's predictions so far;
I see Mark Zukerburg, Queen Latifah and Brad Pitt. Lets see what will happen. Thus saith the lord.
I see lots and lots of old cars being destroyed. Thus saith the lord.
I see lots and lots of animals dying. Thus saith the lord.
California brace yourself for a huge earthquake that is coming your way. Thus saith the lord.Leave a comment:
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Originally posted by Pondlife View PostHe's been posting this since sometime in 2011 IIRC.Leave a comment:
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostFar and away my favourite one.Leave a comment:
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Originally posted by Pondlife View PostPlease please stay away from the ocean. I see hippopotamus on the attack. Thus saith the lord.
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There is less 'may God have mercy' going on today.
Either said mate has accepted the logical inconsistency in his warnings, or God has run out of mercy. Lets hope for the sake of the grub club outing that it's the former and some scandanavian specifics can be provided.Leave a comment:
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Originally posted by Pondlife View PostAlright, I'll pull some strings and have a word for you.Leave a comment:
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Originally posted by norrahe View PostSo is the grub club outing.Leave a comment:
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Originally posted by Pondlife View PostSince he's targeting Planes, Bars, Restaurants & Night Clubs my weekend is pretty much fcked.
Pah, who am I kidding by adding in the nightclub bit.Leave a comment:
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