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Stuff my mate predicts.

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    I went swimming this morning. No hippos, although my goggles did keep fogging up, so I might have missed them.
    Phew, close one.

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  • mudskipper
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    I went swimming this morning. No hippos, although my goggles did keep fogging up, so I might have missed them.

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
    Did he ever mention Canadian war memorials?
    Not that I can recall. But maybe he doesn't like Canadians and decided not to give them the heads up.

    Today's predictions so far;

    I see Mark Zukerburg, Queen Latifah and Brad Pitt. Lets see what will happen. Thus saith the lord.

    I see lots and lots of old cars being destroyed. Thus saith the lord.

    I see lots and lots of animals dying. Thus saith the lord.

    California brace yourself for a huge earthquake that is coming your way. Thus saith the lord.

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  • barrydidit
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    He's been posting this since sometime in 2011 IIRC.
    Did he ever mention Canadian war memorials?

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Far and away my favourite one.
    He's been posting this since sometime in 2011 IIRC.

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    Please please stay away from the ocean. I see hippopotamus on the attack. Thus saith the lord.
    Far and away my favourite one.

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  • barrydidit
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    There is less 'may God have mercy' going on today.

    Either said mate has accepted the logical inconsistency in his warnings, or God has run out of mercy. Lets hope for the sake of the grub club outing that it's the former and some scandanavian specifics can be provided.

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  • norrahe
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    Alright, I'll pull some strings and have a word for you.
    Ta!

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by norrahe View Post
    So is the grub club outing.
    Alright, I'll pull some strings and have a word for you.

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  • norrahe
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    Since he's targeting Planes, Bars, Restaurants & Night Clubs my weekend is pretty much fcked.


    Pah, who am I kidding by adding in the nightclub bit.
    So is the grub club outing.

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