One of us, one of us

[Alf W]

Buy your own milk and write "I have spat in this" on the carton.

[speling bee]

Buy your own milk and write "I have spat in one of these" on each carton.

FTFY

[NickFitz]

Buy your own milk and write "I have spat in this" on the carton.

And find somebody's written "So have I" on it

[Tasslehoff]

UPDATE :

After 5 1/2 months some of the permies have taken pity on me and asked me to join their hallowed "Milk Club".

Any idea if this is an IR35 indicator?

[barrydidit]

UPDATE :

After 5 1/2 months some of the permies have taken pity on me and asked me to join their hallowed "Milk Club".

Any idea if this is an IR35 indicator?

I'm pretty sure there's an HMRC dob-a-contractor line set up for precisely this scenario.

[Mich the Tester]

UPDATE :

After 5 1/2 months some of the permies have taken pity on me and asked me to join their hallowed "Milk Club".

Any idea if this is an IR35 indicator?

I don't know but maybe it's a euphemism.

[BrilloPad]

Apparently stuff gets regularly nicked from the fridge here.

I might try lacing some milk with anthrax and seeing what happens.

[KentPhilip]

Enough about milk, there's no sugar in my ClientCo's kitchen at the moment. This is a CRISIS!