Indian chap: Cojak? (no miss/missus, nowt)
Cojak: Yes?
Indian: We have been alerted by by your computer of malware, we've had to remove your from the main network server to a temporary server. I regretfully have to inform you that if you stay there you will lose all work and files and your computer will become unusable.
Cojak: Oh No!
Indian: Oh yes! Here is what you must do... (usual guff about locating the windows button).
Cojak: (very quickly bored). I do not have Windows, I have an Apple Mac and you Sir, are a liar!
Indian: An you can take your Mac and jump out of the window!
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr........
Cojak: Yes?
Indian: We have been alerted by by your computer of malware, we've had to remove your from the main network server to a temporary server. I regretfully have to inform you that if you stay there you will lose all work and files and your computer will become unusable.
Cojak: Oh No!
Indian: Oh yes! Here is what you must do... (usual guff about locating the windows button).
Cojak: (very quickly bored). I do not have Windows, I have an Apple Mac and you Sir, are a liar!
Indian: An you can take your Mac and jump out of the window!
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr........
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