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And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014 -
Originally posted by hyperD View PostI want to know how really, really, really fat people wipe their arses.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostTV and the modern skin tight shirts make players look bigger than they really are. He's a hard bastard though.Comment
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostBidet? Or maybe they don't.
SorryAnd what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by hyperD View PostI want to know how really, really, really fat people wipe their arses
How do fat people wipe their bum? - Yahoo Answers
EDIT: MF has one of these
Bottom Buddy | Toilet Tissue Aid | Toilet Paper HolderComment
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How do blind people know when to stop wiping their bum?I'm not even an atheist so much as I am an antitheist; I not only maintain that all religions are versions of the same untruth, but I hold that the influence of churches, and the effect of religious belief, is positively harmful. [Christopher Hitchens]Comment
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Originally posted by GlenW View PostHow do blind people know when to stop wiping their bum?And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostAnd then there's another category that I'll call 'gravitational anomaly'. People who are so fat they are able to block an entire aisle in the supermarket with their own enormous arse which must in part be due to their huge mass bending space time around them seeing as the aisles are at least 2 metres wide. We've all seen them and that level of fatness requires a considerable food intake, even with a congenital condition.
Usually but not always old women.
Of both sexes.Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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Originally posted by GlenW View PostHow do blind people know when to stop wiping their bum?
- Andrex chose Labradors for their adverts
- Labradors make good guide dogs
Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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If any fat lady contractors among the CUK readership would like somebody to wipe their arses, feel free to PM me. I would do it out of pure charity.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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