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Tips for dating a contractor

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    #21
    Sockie fail.
    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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      #22
      Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
      Sockie fail.
      Yes, it needed more detail about the contractor date turning up in on a moped with semen encrusted trousers, and then licking the chutney spoon and putting it back in again, or something like that.

      Very poor effort - stable of MF perhaps.

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        #23
        Originally posted by 20SomethingOxfordGirl View Post
        I prefer to only rent it out
        OK. So, we're arguing over the price then.

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          #24
          Originally posted by 20SomethingOxfordGirl View Post
          I am a 20 something Girl studying at Oxford
          I would like to take you out on a date because you study at Oxford. you could be my trophy date.

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            #25
            Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
            Yes, it needed more detail about the contractor date turning up in on a moped with semen encrusted trousers, and then licking the chutney spoon and putting it back in again, or something like that.

            Very poor effort - stable of MF perhaps.
            When are you going away for a year again?
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #26
              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              When are you going away for a year again?
              Soon, but not soon enough.

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