Tips for dating a contractor

[Scruff]

Are you a Fatty-Fatty-Fat-Fat Bloater, who ate-all-the-pies?

If so I would suggest stepping away from the online-dating sites and getting some action down at the gym?

Oxford is overrated, but they do have some lovely spires...

[Old Greg]

Terrible attempt

I think Kent Philips sockie master is behind this.

Agreed.

[20SomethingOxfordGirl]

Can we go Dutch?

I'll buy dinner and the rest of the night is on you....

Buy me dinner, I'll make you breakfast

[20SomethingOxfordGirl]

Here's one: http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ml#post1228616

A/S/L?

[northernladuk]

Light relief thread?

[KentPhilip]

Oxford is overrated, but they do have some lovely spires...

I can show her a lovely spire if she'd stop skipping off during dinner

[Freamon]

Cambridge is top university for 'sugar daddy dating' - Telegraph

[vetran]

Now, who is it who always spells "cue" as "queue"...

Someone without a Qlue ??

[vetran]

Buy me dinner, I'll make you breakfast

no for real eeww factor you need:

If I buy you dinner, can I sort your eggs for breakfast?

(comes from the CUK dating book!)

Avoid any offer to go up the OXO tower!

Its OK if he wants to watch films about Gladiators.

No one has asked for a picture yet either, standards are dropping.

[GB9]

I assume Oxford born and bred as opposed to Uni. Your grammar is tulip.