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    #11
    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    Was it just me or did anyone else have strange presexual fantasies from the age of 8 or so? I was always keep thinking about being kept in a rabbit cage and mistreated by a girl about my own age. In retrospect it was pretty wierd.
    Yes but not like that.
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

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      #12
      Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
      Was it just me or did anyone else have strange presexual fantasies from the age of 8 or so? I was always keep thinking about being kept in a rabbit cage and mistreated by a girl about my own age. In retrospect it was pretty wierd.
      Used to play "school" with my friends at about that age. Very soon it turned into spanking games - I know I played this with at least two different friends. I do wonder what today's PC brigade would make of it!

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        #13
        Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
        Was it just me or did anyone else have strange presexual fantasies from the age of 8 or so? I was always keep thinking about being kept in a rabbit cage and mistreated by a girl about my own age. In retrospect it was pretty wierd.
        Oh dear, not me. I used to point my finger and, in my mind, shoot people in authority or those I didn't like.
        Does that make me a psychopath and should I be locked up for society's protection?

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          #14
          Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
          Used to play "school" with my friends at about that age. Very soon it turned into spanking games - I know I played this with at least two different friends. I do wonder what today's PC brigade would make of it!
          We used to play 'doctors & nurses'; strange how the ailment was always to do with genitalia and invited exploration with a stethoscope.
          But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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            #15
            Originally posted by Gibbon View Post
            We used to play 'doctors & nurses'; strange how the ailment was always to do with genitalia and invited exploration with a stethoscope.
            Oh the things one does at clientco to while away the hours.

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              #16
              Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
              I was always keep thinking about being kept in a rabbit cage and mistreated by a girl about my own age. In retrospect it was pretty accurate.
              FTFY.

              It's the bit where she feeds me lettuce that I don't like.
              Last edited by doodab; 6 March 2013, 08:07.
              While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                #17
                Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                Actually the whole story is pretty ignorant. It's pretty well documented that some people simply don't like sex or have very low/non-existent sex-drives in the first place. e.g. Asexuality - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia so the very question "is a celibate life even possible" in that incredulous tone is rather silly.
                That's a bit of a difference to someone choosing to (pretend to) abstain for religious reasons though. True asexuality isn't particularly common. Ruling out those few true asexuals, it's a valid question.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by formant View Post
                  That's a bit of a difference to someone choosing to (pretend to) abstain for religious reasons though. True asexuality isn't particularly common. Ruling out those few true asexuals, it's a valid question.
                  I was referring to:
                  Taken in its strictest definition, there is a question mark over whether celibacy is possible.
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                  I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                  Originally posted by vetran
                  Urine is quite nourishing

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by ctdctd View Post
                    Oh dear, not me. I used to point my finger and, in my mind, shoot people in authority or those I didn't like.
                    Does that make me a psychopath and should I be locked up for society's protection?
                    Me too, but only on a Monday.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                      I was referring to:
                      Taken in its strictest definition, there is a question mark over whether celibacy is possible.
                      Asexuals don't necessarily abstain from sex though, therefore most don't live anything like a 'celibate' life. I thus still wonder how realistic true celibacy is (for someone who isn't already an asexual).

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