We have a young couple who moved in over the road about 18 months ago and originally I used to see the husband in the mornings roughly toweling his arse after a shower while I was having my breakfast fag on the balcony, I didn't even know that the room he was in is the bathroom (actually I'm not too sure it is!) Luckily they've now put up something like sticky-back plastic on the window so you can only see the top of his head now. However, late the other night I was having my Horlicks fag and the wife came into the front room and I thought "that's a strange pair of trousers she has on. Pale with a dark heart shaped front pattern!" I then cottoned onto the fact that from the waist down she was in fact wearing her birthday trousers while sorting out some stuff in the front room, which went on for quite a while, at least for a second helping of Horlicks. I believe that I have also heard them doing the horizontal tango more than once or he was sticking a cucumber up her bottom.
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