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    Ooooh-err!

    Originally posted by MarillionFan
    http://www.melswebs.com/generalboards/index.php
    http://www.melswebs.com/generalboard...pic.php?t=1988

    Yep! Minge Eaters.

    I can see it now.

    Dear All

    Am I able to claim for buttplugs and dildos under Ir35 or is this only for bull IT contractors who lipstick types?

    Joe Black
    A small sample of that forum's chat...

    Finger in Ass?

    Shouldn't hurt. Try it on yourself before letting your lady friend do it to you. If you're worried about it, make sure to use a little lubricant of some kind. Nearly anything slippery will do — soap or shampoo in the shower, a little KY if you have it. I admit I'm a big fan. And for a real tingle, try using Vicks Vap-o-Rub as your lube (but not 'til you're used to it without). It's like putting an Altoid in your ass.

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      Originally posted by sasguru
      Speak for yourself. Sasguru, the ex-services, second-hand caravan,
      newbie is still an esteemed member of the forum.

      Curses! They took out my picture of "the caravan I toured in Iraq with". And the burger van. And the bird...

      Ah, at least they've kept the "Reducing drafts on a journey". Don't know why. Perhaps they think it's serious?
      If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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        Originally posted by hyperD
        Curses! They took out my picture of "the caravan I toured in Iraq with". And the burger van. And the bird...

        Ah, at least they've kept the "Reducing drafts on a journey". Don't know why. Perhaps they think it's serious?
        Yeah - they've kept the "serious" ones
        Hard Brexit now!
        #prayfornodeal

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          Hey! I registered 10mins ago and I'm still waiting for the reg key!!

          I want in! I want in!

          _______________________________________
          Mercedes AMG E190 Elegance

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            mine are still there too, no one replied to the who's got the biggest rig question.

            I've got an idea lads, let's pick a share that has fallen in price by the largest % today, or tomorrow, and then go on a forum where they discuss that share
            and drown our sorrows

            what do you think ?

            Milan.

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              http://www.caravan-sitefinder.co.uk/...719&highlight=

              to be called a goon by one of our own is one thing,

              to be called a pratt (sic) by a caravan fanatic is just bizarre.

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                Originally posted by SameOldStory
                http://www.caravan-sitefinder.co.uk/...719&highlight=

                to be called a goon by one of our own is one thing,

                to be called a pratt (sic) by a caravan fanatic is just bizarre.
                FFS, My response was deleted and I'm now banned, just for correcting his spelling.

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                  30 minutes and I've been banned already!

                  How come milanbenes gets to stay?!!

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                    How about a visit to Fiddleabout's website?

                    where you can wave and say 'hello'...

                    I'm sure that our esteemed ex-CUK colleague will be thrilled that you stopped by.

                    Send him my regards... http://www.ukcampsite.co.uk/chatter/
                    "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                    - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                      Originally posted by cojak
                      where you can wave and say 'hello'...

                      I'm sure that our esteemed ex-CUK colleague will be thrilled that you stopped by.

                      Send him my regards... http://www.ukcampsite.co.uk/chatter/
                      that's scary, just read this post at TMF

                      http://boards.fool.co.uk/Message.asp?mid=10041871

                      and was about to suggest that site as it has overlaps to the caravan one.

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