Judge Orders Woman to Wear "Idiot" Sign

[EternalOptimist]

Same reason top chefs are men.

We can't be f****** bothered.

touche

[mudskipper]

I remember a bloke watching my mother make a cock up of parallel parking.

Bloke: "C'mon love, you could park a bus in there."

Mother, (through gritted teeth): "Yes, but I'm not driving a bus."

My first job was with the MOD in the 80s. We were advised to reverse into our parking space so we could make a quick getaway if the IRA started shooting at us. I always reverse in and have never been shot at, so it must work.

[Sausage Surprise]

Cleveland Woman That Drove on Sidewalk to Get Around School Bus Ordered by Judge to Wear an "Idiot" SIgn as Punishment | Cleveland Leader

Seems reasonable

Law unto themselves in Middlesbrough these days

[Gentile]

I remember a bloke watching my mother make a cock up of parallel parking.

Bloke: "C'mon love, you could park a bus in there."

Mother, (through gritted teeth): "Yes, but I'm not driving a bus."

My first job was with the MOD in the 80s. We were advised to reverse into our parking space so we could make a quick getaway if the IRA started shooting at us. I always reverse in and have never been shot at, so it must work.

My favourites are those halfwits who upon seeing you reversing decide to run into your path and gesture at you in a sign language they've just made up. I can only imagine they think the bloke I ordinarily keep in my boot for reversing duties must have broken his leg and be out of commission. They're always surprised when I stop and tell them the only thing preventing me from reversing like a normal individual is some idiot in my way blocking my view and waving their arms like a broken wind turbine. They usually stand and gawp at you as well once they've belatedly realised they are the idiot I'm referring to. At that point I stop again and gawp back with the same gormless expression as they have until they get the message I don't need an audience either.

[Old Hack]

My favourites are those halfwits who upon seeing you reversing decide to run into your path and gesture at you in a sign language they've just made up. I can only imagine they think the bloke I ordinarily keep in my boot for reversing duties must have broken his leg and be out of commission. They're always surprised when I stop and tell them the only thing preventing me from reversing like a normal individual is some idiot in my way blocking my view and waving their arms like a broken wind turbine. They usually stand and gawp at you as well once they've belatedly realised they are the idiot I'm referring to. At that point I stop again and gawp back with the same gormless expression as they have until they get the message I don't need an audience either.

You're single aren't you.

[vetran]

no should have crushed her husbands car and sent her for counselling.