How do you know if a female member of clientco staff likes you.

[DimPrawn]

Fascist.

It's not what you say it's how you say it.

[mudskipper]

Absolutely - to be sure of not being accused of sexual harassment, OP should ensure he also tells all the men in the office how nice their hair looks.

[Dallas]

Now, suggesting that your co-workers have PMT, on the other hand, is very likely to get you slapped with a sexual harassment allegation....

are you a co-worker - really

your sort wouldnt get in here

[DimPrawn]

Absolutely - to be sure of not being accused of sexual harassment, OP should ensure he also tells all the men in the office how nice their hair looks.

Especially the ex-rugby playing bald blokes.

[SueEllen]

Especially the ex-rugby playing bald blokes.

Did you see when that Antiques Roadshow presenter, Fiona Bruce, tried to flirt with Prince Philip when interviewing him?

[BusinessAnalyst2012]

I have managed to find out her name and drafted the following email, just need to decide whether to send it! Does it sound ok or is it a bit creepy.

Hi

You don't know me but I am the guy that walks past your desk most days, we've smiled at each other a few times and we spoke a couple of weeks ago in the kitchen when I asked you what you were up to at the weekend and you said you were out with the girls on Saturday night and I said I hoped you wouldn't get too drunk lol. Anyway I was just emailing to ask how your night went. BTW I have just realised I haven't introduced myself, I am [BusinessAnalyst2012] but I suppose you guessed that from the "From:" field on the email header anyway lol. I am the Lead Business Analyst on the [redacted] project but don't worry it's not as senior as it sounds!

Regards

[BusinessAnalyst2012]

[doodab]

I have managed to find out her name and drafted the following email, just need to decide whether to send it! Does it sound ok or is it a bit creepy.

It's not a bit creepy. It's very creepy.

[TestMangler]

I have managed to find out her name and drafted the following email, just need to decide whether to send it! Does it sound ok or is it a bit creepy.

Is she the girl that cleans the coffee machine, you patronising **** ?

I'm a business analyst, but don't be scared

[Zippy]

That is all.

[MarillionFan]

It's not a bit creepy. It's very creepy.

No it's not. It's sweet.

To the OP I think you should attach a photo of your hidden tiger wang as well, least that way she can be more informed.