So who wants to sort Harriet's dirties?

[vetran]

'Fifty Shades of Grey isn't realistic': Labour's Harriet Harman wants a man who will load the dishwasher not tie her to the bed | Mail Online

would you whip it out for Harriet?

[tractor]

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'Fifty Shades of Grey isn't realistic': Labour's Harriet Harman wants a man who will load the dishwasher not tie her to the bed | Mail Online

would you whip it out for Harriet?

I'd tie her to the bed, then I'd go to the pub for a few hours

Actually, I think I'd tie her to the dishwasher.

[sasguru]

In the comments: "I would rather tie her to the front of a truck than a bed "

[TestMangler]

It wouldn't make very entertaining reading though, would it.

He looked at me with his 'loading the dishwasher' eyes, as he slowly and gently lowered the cutlery into the plastic basket. Licking his lips gently, he ripped the selophane from the finish tablet and forced it roughly into the detergent drawer. His eyes slowly closing and his head snapping backwards in ecstacy, he snapped the door shut and expertly dialled up a heavy soil cycle and with a cocky arrogance, jammed his finger into the 'ON' button.....

[Old Hack]

I think I'd put her in the dishwasher.

[mudskipper]

It wouldn't make very entertaining reading though, would it.

He looked at me with his 'loading the dishwasher' eyes, as he slowly and gently lowered the cutlery into the plastic basket. Licking his lips gently, he ripped the selophane from the finish tablet and forced it roughly into the detergent drawer. His eyes slowly closing and his head snapping backwards in ecstacy, he snapped the door shut and expertly dialled up a heavy soil cycle and with a cocky arrogance, jammed his finger into the 'ON' button.....

You can't stop there - what happened next?!?!

[Halo Jones]

It wouldn't make very entertaining reading though, would it.

He looked at me with his 'loading the dishwasher' eyes, as he slowly and gently lowered the cutlery into the plastic basket. Licking his lips gently, he ripped the selophane from the finish tablet and forced it roughly into the detergent drawer. His eyes slowly closing and his head snapping backwards in ecstacy, he snapped the door shut and expertly dialled up a heavy soil cycle and with a cocky arrogance, jammed his finger into the 'ON' button.....

[Old Hack]

What worries me most about the whole story, is that she bought and read the book for research purposes.

Researching what? Is she protesting too much?

The mere thought of Balls and her being nasty with each other makes me feel a little sick.

[Pondlife]

You can't stop there - what happened next?!?!

She felt the rush of moisture through her pipes sending her turbidity sensors in to overdrive.

[TestMangler]

You can't stop there - what happened next?!?!

You'll need to buy the next book

I did, however get one of my 'stories' added to a book that's coming out soon, called '50 shades of Glasgow'

It went:

Chantelle lay back gasping after her 11th orgasm. Awkwardly pulling up her Reebock tracksuit bottoms and taking a deep drag on a Mayfair Superking, she looked up with an embarrassed smile and said, "So, dae ye's aw play fur Partick Thistle ?"