Kids Say the Funniest Things

[EternalOptimist]

When my dear daughter was about 6 she stopped asking for a knife 'n fork
she started asking for a fork 'n knife


with such a sweet innocent smile as well

[MyUserName]

My 3 year old daughter told her nursery class that on the weekend I had killed her uncle Charles.
(I fought in a tournament and he was one of my opponents - but she left that bit out).

She also shouted one morning:
Get me up - I have a camper van full of pigs for you.

[Taita]

NSFW!

Lullaby( The Divorce Song)- Stephen Lynch - YouTube

Ha Ha Ha......great stuff!

[vetran]

Things that didn't happen : Dissociative Identity Disorder Forum - Psych forums

HTH

yes, this happens to me. i will have memories of saying and doing things that didn't happen

welcome to manhood!

[BoredBloke]

A few years ago I worked for this american bloke who used to have really bad breath. Part of the job entailed regular trips to the client site in California. On one of these trips we made a holiday out of it. I warned both of our kids about his breath problem. I don't know what he'd done, brushed his teeth or gone to the dentists, but on the week we all few over his breath didn't stink the office out. When he met my son, he crouched down to talk and as we turned to leave, my son said 'His breath doesn't stink dad' while the guy was literally stood next to him.