Unemployed had to sleep under bridge to work for Jubilee

[BrilloPad]

Styles junior has smarmed himself into a paid job on security at the Olympics during the school holidays. I'll warn him to steer clear of the totty.

sure

More for MTT then?

[amcdonald]

The point is that Prescott is trying to garner publicity for his election to "Police Chief"...

"We need more plod on the street, not private security firms!" - that kind of thing.

He's a self-serving fat bastard who should be harpooned, sliced up and fed to the Japanese.

What have you got against the Japanese to inflict Prescott on their culinary experiences

[NickFitz]

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