Rant - Bloody neighbours driving too fast on driveway

[nomadd]

Got a real thing about this how grown up people (i.e. not boy racers) cant drive at a sensible speed around residential streets. If your on the motorway, then drive as fast as you want but is there any need to mule it around the cul-de-sac / off your driveway when there's kids/animals around?

Unfortunately, mothers with kids in the car seem to be the worst! Had a go at my neighbour this morning for using the shared driveway like an F1 pit stop. There's just no need.

My cat, Trevor, is a bit dull and has had a few lucky escapes with this bell end (my neighbour), so I've informed him of the consequences of running my cat over and it wont be nice.

I've watched my nextdoor neighbours son test the ABS brakes on his car for a couple of years now since he passed his driving test. He hits their drive at about 30 MPH and just about pulls up before smacking into their front room. Once day his foot will slip.

[Diver]

I've watched my nextdoor neighbours son test the ABS brakes on his car for a couple of years now since he passed his driving test. He hits their drive at about 30 MPH and just about pulls up before smacking into their front room. Once day his foot will slip.

Or you could nip over and spray the driveway with silicon spray just before he gets home

[Old Hack]

I've watched my nextdoor neighbours son test the ABS brakes on his car for a couple of years now since he passed his driving test. He hits their drive at about 30 MPH and just about pulls up before smacking into their front room. Once day his foot will slip.

My brother used to do this, in a souped up Hillman Imp. One day he did go through the freshly painted garage. Dad was sleeping off a lunchtime session at the British Legion and it woke him up. He went proper postal.

[Paddy]

Got a real thing about this how grown up people (i.e. not boy racers) cant drive at a sensible speed around residential streets. If your on the motorway, then drive as fast as you want but is there any need to mule it around the cul-de-sac / off your driveway when there's kids/animals around?

Unfortunately, mothers with kids in the car seem to be the worst! Had a go at my neighbour this morning for using the shared driveway like an F1 pit stop. There's just no need.

My cat, Trevor, is a bit dull and has had a few lucky escapes with this bell end (my neighbour), so I've informed him of the consequences of running my cat over and it wont be nice.

Get a cardboard box, paint it yellow and fix it to a pole on the driveway

[psychocandy]

I've watched my nextdoor neighbours son test the ABS brakes on his car for a couple of years now since he passed his driving test. He hits their drive at about 30 MPH and just about pulls up before smacking into their front room. Once day his foot will slip.

Teenage lads have got an excuse - we're all bellends at that age.

Its the 30 something mothers who drive with no idea that pisses me off....

[nomadd]

Teenage lads have got an excuse - we're all bellends at that age.

Its the 30 something mothers who drive with no idea that pisses me off....

Really, you expect them to hold a very important conversation about nail polish on their mobile, look rearwards to scream at the kids in the back seats and drive sensibly at the same time? Silly you.

[d000hg]

I've watched my nextdoor neighbours son test the ABS brakes on his car for a couple of years now since he passed his driving test. He hits their drive at about 30 MPH and just about pulls up before smacking into their front room. Once day his foot will slip.

Teenage lads have got an excuse - we're all bellends at that age.

Plus it takes skill to do that

Jeez look at the OP telling people what they're allowed to do on their own property. Bloody nanny state mentality

[scooby]

Who calls a car 'Trevor'?

Actually, TVR... TVR - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

[EternalOptimist]

take a photo of her f@nny, then post ip up on the 'my neighbour drives like a f@nny' website *





*you may have to set this up yourself

[AtW]

Get a cardboard box, paint it yellow and fix it to a pole on the driveway

WHS

Also I find fully automated laser turrets work a treat.