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Diver and self-amputation/mutilation

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    #21
    BP are you going for the pizza with the hole in the middle?
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

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      #22
      Originally posted by Diver View Post
      or meal selection
      Mrs BP usually orders for me. I should have called her.

      Originally posted by d000hg View Post
      BP are you going for the pizza with the hole in the middle?
      I am going for the most expensive if Diver is paying!

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        #23
        Originally posted by Diver View Post
        or meal selection
        PE ain't bad if it's not full of kids. I mean it's no Pizza Hut all-you-can-eat-buffet but it's OK.
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins
        I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
        Originally posted by vetran
        Urine is quite nourishing

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          #24
          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          I am going for the most expensive if Diver is paying!
          You selected the meal last time and I paid for it.

          This time I select and you pay

          I think Alain Ducasse at The Dorchester Mmmm!
          Confusion is a natural state of being

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            #25
            Diver,

            glad to see a 95% recovery

            what was the cause what happened ?

            all the best

            Milan.

            p.s. nice coat that jacket

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              #26
              Originally posted by milanbenes View Post
              Diver,

              glad to see a 95% recovery

              what was the cause what happened ?

              all the best

              Milan.

              p.s. nice coat that jacket
              Working with a large radial arm saw and was notching the end of a piece of timber. The aluminium backstop broke and the timber kicked through the saw. There was a brass screw in the other end of the piece of wood that caught my glove and dragged my hand through the saw as as it kicked through. It happened in the blink of an eye.
              Confusion is a natural state of being

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                #27
                Originally posted by Diver View Post
                Working with a large radial arm saw and was notching the end of a piece of timber. The aluminium backstop broke and the timber kicked through the saw. There was a brass screw in the other end of the piece of wood that caught my glove and dragged my hand through the saw as as it kicked through. It happened in the blink of an eye.
                Probably a silly question, but did it actually hurt when it happened? I've heard people who've had similar accidents say that they didn't feel it when it happened, the pain kicked in later.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by Bunk View Post
                  Probably a silly question, but did it actually hurt when it happened? I've heard people who've had similar accidents say that they didn't feel it when it happened, the pain kicked in later.
                  Didn't feel a thing for about 3-4 minutes after it happened, then HOLY #%&?@#£ MOTHER OF GOD,
                  WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION ..What the F#+&%............
                  Confusion is a natural state of being

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                    #29
                    In recovery mode Diver used to post 300 drivels in tpd most nights.

                    Those were the good old days.

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by Diver View Post
                      You selected the meal last time and I paid for it.

                      This time I select and you pay

                      I think Alain Ducasse at The Dorchester Mmmm!
                      Sorry you are too wide to fit through the door.

                      You fit in McD - is that okay?

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