Women - a complete mystery.

[Troll]

Women are a mystery to British physicist Hawking - Yahoo!

No tulip, sherlock.

Daily Mash had a good take on this:

Professor Stephen Hawking, the world's cleverest human since 1988, has confirmed that women are not only wrong but probably stupid as well.

In an interview with New Scientist, Professor Hawking said: "Have you tried having a grown-up conversation with one of them? ******* hell.

"They are wrong. And I know everything there is to know about the universe, so that's that."

Tom Logan, from Hatfield, backed Professor Hawking's theory, adding: "I also really liked the way he described them as 'constantly expanding and contracting' and 'infinitely dense'."

But Logan's girlfriend, Helen Archer, insisted: "He didn't say any of that.

"All he said was that women are a 'complete mystery'. Which is actually rather romantic and makes me think of myself as a beautiful star that no-one has ever really taken the time to try and understand."

[Mich the Tester]

Daily Mash had a good take on this:

But Logan's girlfriend, Helen Archer, insisted: bla bla bla...

a beautiful star that no-one has ever really taken the time to try and understand."

Ms Archer hasn't been taken up the Oxo Tower yet then?

[Pogle]

WCS

Aw that's adorable!
Currently printing it out at Pogle jrs insistence - to add to all the other piggy pictures on her wall.
Thanks - and i hope all is well with you

[TimberWolf]

One of the 'celebrities' in CBB last night took 14 pairs of shoes in with her. What's hard to understand about that?

[Mich the Tester]

One of the 'celebrities' in CBB last night took 14 pairs of shoes in with her. What's hard to understand about that?

Don't start me on shoes

[Old Greg]

One of the 'celebrities' in CBB last night took 14 pairs of shoes in with her. What's hard to understand about that?

Is it only lasting 2 weeks this time?

[Mich the Tester]

Is it only lasting 2 weeks this time?

No, she's only taking 14 different dresses in with her.

[PRC1964]

We are either horny or hungry, if you don't see us with an erection make us a sandwich

You're obviously just shallow. As a more sophisticated modern man, I am perfectly capable of being horny and hungry at the same time.

[Mich the Tester]

You're obviously just shallow. As a more sophisticated modern man, I am perfectly capable of being horny and hungry at the same time.

Me too, and I can need a drinky at the same time too; who said men can't multitask?

[TimberWolf]

No, she's only taking 14 different dresses in with her.

7 pairs of knickers apparently.

Edit: and by pair I assume they mean single