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    #21
    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Getting close, but speeding is usually a conscious choice; this is more a silly mistake by a tourist who doesn't know their way around.

    Wrong way up a one way street?

    Anyway not as bad a the UK tourist who overstayed his visa by a couple of days and was taken to a prison chain gang for two weeks!
    "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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      #22
      Originally posted by Paddy View Post
      Wrong way up a one way street?
      Yes. Heinous crime, a threat to homeland security. Hanging's too good for them.
      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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        #23
        Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
        Yes. Heinous crime, a threat to homeland security. Hanging's too good for them.
        They were penalised for not being able to read the road signs, Shirley?

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          #24
          Originally posted by Churchill View Post
          Ignorance is no excuse (just look at MF), get the ******* tazer and pepper spray out!
          Feck off. You charged a £150 for that and an extra £50 for a handjob last time. Madam Whiplash down the road only charges a £100 and chucks the other in for free.

          I won't be back.
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #25
            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            Feck off. You charged a £150 for that and an extra £50 for a handjob last time. Madam Whiplash down the road only charges a £100 and chucks the other in for free.

            I won't be back.
            You're fat and ugly, what can I say?

            Custom like yours I can live without.

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              #26
              Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
              God Bless America!

              A mate of mine did that in Rome and met a Police Car coming the other way. The Police car reversed back to let him through.

              Forza Carabinieri!!

              Italian police;





              American police;


              Forza Carabinieri indeed!
              And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                #27
                I did that in Brussels at 4am once looking for Lieges and the police just gave me the correct directions for the motorway and the correct pronunciation (and laughed at me.)
                Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by Paddy View Post
                  Wrong way up a one way street?

                  Churchill in "Gay" mode
                  Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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                    #29
                    So they fought the law, and the law won?
                    Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                    I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                    I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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                      #30
                      Someone is an arsehole somewhere in the world, shock!

                      For balance, I got pulled over for speeding a few years back in the US, the cop heard my accent and let me off with a warning, chatted with me and my friend for a while and then gave us much better directions to where we going.

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