Anyone here looking for a 16% return on their cash, no risk, dead cert?

[doodab]

hmmmm, you're new here aren't you.

Toilets are down the hall on the left and the new guy buys the cakes lunchtime.

It's the CUK way.

Or if you'd like, we could all pop round after work for a bit of a bash at yours.

Got any twiglets?

He's got a point though.

[Pondlife]

He's got a point though.

Of course he has. This is what first alerted me to his newbieness.

[doodab]

Of course he has. This is what first alerted me to his newbieness.

It's a bit of a giveaway. Do you think he likes films about gladiators?

[Jeff Maginty]

..

[sasguru]

Phew! For a moment there, I thought you were going to say "The new boy gets bent over and bummed by the top boy..."

Nah the new boy gets bent over and bummed by Churchill, not the top boy.

[shaunbhoy]

Nah the new boy gets bent over and bummed by Churchill, not the top boy.

sasguru being our resident in-house expert on the tribulations of posh boarding schools.

[Churchill]

Nah the new boy gets bent over and bummed by Churchill, not the top boy.

Jealous because you're no longer my favourite? Get over it.

[shaunbhoy]

Jealous because you're no longer my favourite? Get over it.

Was he ever? What an admission!!!

[Churchill]

Was he ever? What an admission!!!

Tough love. It's the only way.