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    Rapture has commenced...

    If the 18:00 local time prognostication is correct, the people of Kiritimati, Christmas Island and Kiribati should have been the first to be enraptured (or cast into the pit, or whatever) a few minutes ago.

    I tried tweeting them and there was no reply, so we can assume it's happening

    #2
    Tongans: gone; Chatham Islanders: on their way now (thanks to their weird off-by-forty-five-minutes time zone)

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      #3
      Rather interestingly, nothing has been invented since 2002. They clearly weren't impressed by the iPad.

      Timelines

      Edit: Nope, it appears they think it was the work of the devil.

      Because the Bible tells us the Antichrist will someday achieve total control over the global economy, technological advancements are a necessary factor in his rise to power. The development of the microprocessor is one of the most amazing timelines you can observe
      Last edited by doodab; 21 May 2011, 05:50.
      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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        #4
        Originally posted by doodab View Post
        Rather interestingly, nothing has been invented since 2002. They clearly weren't impressed by the iPad.

        Timelines

        Edit: Nope, it appears they think it was the work of the devil.
        I bet they're not keen on Oyster cards.

        New Zealand and others just went by the way

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          #5
          Potential problem: How God is managing the 2011 rapture - The Oatmeal

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            #6
            My cat is nowhere to be seen. I think I know what he's been up to Sunday mornings recently.

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              #7
              There better be Zombies or it's going to be really boring
              Doing the needful since 1827

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                #8
                Never mind all that, I'm off to the After Party
                "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                  #9
                  Today's DIY project:

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                    I bet they're not keen on Oyster cards.

                    New Zealand and others just went by the way
                    If it had happened then at least I wouldn't have had to put up with Mrs Gonzo making me watch American Idol.

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