Male fashions

I wouldn't worry about the jeans. As one of my style mentors keeps reminding me, in any situation where a Stetson hat is inappropriate, that goes for denim too.

Wife on at me to look smart for Monday so thought I would better go shopping. First time in about 4 years and I am totally out of touch. Good god! aren't male fashions dull now?, lots of mix/match trousers/jackets in grey, grey and more grey. Basically they're suits. Not a bright blue blazer or pair of orange cords in the lot!

And jeans! The distressed look has been around a long time but when did they get all covered in brown stains that makes them look like somebody's shat on em? What's the point paying £50 for new jeans that look just like the ones I've got? I suppose the smell might be an improvement though.