BBC1 Fake Britain: Guess who's on next week!

[TheFaQQer]

This guy...Chasing The Aurora/Menelaus/countless other ID's...I've spoken to him a lot more than I've spoken to most of you lot.

Well, if you came to CUK drinks on a Thursday night, then that wouldn't be the case....

Although I understand some people are rather busy at work these days

[norrahe]

Well, if you came to CUK drinks on a Thursday night, then that wouldn't be the case....

Although I understand some people are rather busy at work these days

[SupremeSpod]

The chap you married recently wouldn't happen to be a Tornado pilot, would he?

No way, his feet wouldn't reach the pedals.

[EternalOptimist]

I must admit, I crave nights of orchestral music, fine wines and cheeses.

Have I gotten old? Or even worse....posh?

I tried to download the Proms CD off iTunes yesterday but the ficking thing didn't work

God, you lot are getting soft.
SA, think it through.
Imagine if we were on a military exercise, sharing a bivvie. Its cold so we have to join the bags into one and get in together, now its a tight squeeze, and you suddenly say to me 'Bollks like. I think I've discombobulated my left tit'

Now imagine I pretend to be a doctor. It's faud isnt it. ?
If I said, 'Let Doctor EO fix that for you, mmmmm, nnnrrgg' ,wobble, wobble, squeeze , 'mmmmmm, slurp slurp' , massage massage, wobble, 'mmmmmmmmmm nrrggggggg'

'What you doing down THERE man, Dr man'
'mmmm nnnnrrrggg, just taking your pulse love, private love'

you wouldnt like THAT would you. its a fraudulent assault. thats what it is



you horny wench

[Gonzo]

I hear what you're saying SA, but I have to say that he does appear to have committed some fairly serious crimes. I say appear, cos like, I don't know all the facts - none of us do. We're all here for a bit of a chinwag really, so I guess you can't blame us for being excited when one of us geeks might be on telly, like.

To be fair, although he got people to give money to charity under false pretences with his Chasing the Aurora thing, he didn't pocket any of it. IIRC the donations were made through justgiving.com, which passes the money along directly to the charity for which it is intended, not to the person who instigates the fundraising activity. Also, although he was investigated for bigamy, those charges were dropped.

I donated to the Chasing the Aurora website, that money was sent back to me. He didn't steal any charity money.

He was investigated for bigamy, but never charged with it. He is not a major criminal, or even a minor one really.


For me the very worst thing that he did was to marry his second wife while all along lieing to her about who he was. But that is not illegal.

[Moscow Mule]

I donated to the Chasing the Aurora website, that money was sent back to me. He didn't steal any charity money.

He was investigated for bigamy, but never charged with it. He is not a major criminal, or even a minor one really.


For me the very worst thing that he did was to marry his second wife while all along lieing to her about who he was. But that is not illegal.

He took the place of a genuine medic on at least one TA exercise. If there'd been something major happen (vehicle accident, etc) he'd have been ****ed as would everybody else who relied on him to provide proper medical care.

He's a lucky chap.

[Gonzo]

He took the place of a genuine medic on at least one TA exercise. If there'd been something major happen (vehicle accident, etc) he'd have been ****ed as would everybody else who relied on him to provide proper medical care.

He's a lucky chap.

The criminal justice system has punished him for that.

The other tittle-tattle didn't warrant it. However I would reiterate that I think the worst thing he did was to his second wife but that wasn't illegal.

[Moscow Mule]

The criminal justice system has punished him for that.

Indeed. But let's not forget it when discussing a list of his crimes.

I've never been personally affected by his antics nor met him (I'm sure he's a very personable chap) so I think I'll keep my opinions to myself from now on.

[Gonzo]

Indeed. But let's not forget it when discussing a list of his crimes.

I've never been personally affected by his antics nor met him (I'm sure he's a very personable chap) so I think I'll keep my opinions to myself from now on.

No, don't do that.

If we don't discuss things like this some of us will never believe the levels of deceit that some other people are prepared to go to.

[Gonzo]

While I was living in one place in London this bloke brought the flat upstairs in a mortgagee sale. Within days he turned up parking his really flash motor in the car park.

He really looked the part.

After a couple of months he disappeared for while. People came around looking for him and were disappointed that we had no information on his whereabouts.

He turned up again claiming to have been spending a few months in Nevada which was something he did every year.

Not long after that the flat was for sale again.

Looking back on that, I think it was all bollocks. There are more than one or two people like this. Watch out!