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Mystery as gardener's injury found to be caused by bullet

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    #11
    Or he could simply have invented the story when he was shot by his wife who found him in bed with a nubile 18 year old.
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      #12
      "God put it there as penance"
      Chico

      "This would have never happened under the Tories"
      Cyberman

      "Da man was a d!ck yeah and so I gave it to 'im, so wot? F##k Y#u"
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        #13
        Why isn't there an exit wound?

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          #14
          Originally posted by zeitghost
          Apparently the worst thing to be shot in the head with is a 22.

          It just goes in there & rattles around coz it hasn't got enough oooomph to come back out again.

          Dunno if that applies to LR or short.
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            #15
            Originally posted by chef View Post
            "God put it there as penance"
            Chico

            "This would have never happened under the Tories"
            Cyberman

            "Da man was a d!ck yeah and so I gave it to 'im, so wot? F##k Y#u"
            AndyW
            "I've got several gold bullets in my brain, it's the only way the time machine can locate my body as it drifts in intra time sub space"
            Threaded
            Coffee's for closers

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              #16
              Originally posted by zeitghost
              Apparently the worst thing to be shot in the head with is a 22.

              It just goes in there & rattles around coz it hasn't got enough oooomph to come back out again.

              Dunno if that applies to LR or short.
              I'd be interested in a video clip of the testing.

              'Right, Johnson, next we're going to try the.22. Brace yourself... And...'

              BANG!

              'Aaaargh! Bloody hell! That was much worse than the 15mm, and don't even talk to me about the .45!'

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