Or he could simply have invented the story when he was shot by his wife who found him in bed with a nubile 18 year old.
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Mystery as gardener's injury found to be caused by bullet
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Chico
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Cyberman
"Da man was a d!ck yeah and so I gave it to 'im, so wot? F##k Y#u"
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Originally posted by zeitghostApparently the worst thing to be shot in the head with is a 22.
It just goes in there & rattles around coz it hasn't got enough oooomph to come back out again.
Dunno if that applies to LR or short.Comment
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Originally posted by chef View Post"God put it there as penance"
Chico
"This would have never happened under the Tories"
Cyberman
"Da man was a d!ck yeah and so I gave it to 'im, so wot? F##k Y#u"
AndyW
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Originally posted by zeitghostApparently the worst thing to be shot in the head with is a 22.
It just goes in there & rattles around coz it hasn't got enough oooomph to come back out again.
Dunno if that applies to LR or short.
'Right, Johnson, next we're going to try the.22. Brace yourself... And...'
BANG!
'Aaaargh! Bloody hell! That was much worse than the 15mm, and don't even talk to me about the .45!'Comment
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